Never Argue with a Woman
One morning, the husband returns the boat to
their lakeside
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to
take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts
her feet up,
and begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along
comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good
morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't
that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he
informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm
reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know
you could start at any moment.
I'll have to
take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with
sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game
Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the
equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely
she can also think.
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We are the Zodiac Book Group. Why zodiac? Not because we're interested in all things astrological but because when we started meeting in 1996, each of us had a different sun sign. Although that's changed over the years, we always check with new members, just in case we end up with unique signs again.
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